thorhead: Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING
Just saw this on okcupid on one of my so called...
supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today #I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative #the only thing...
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
aesthetic-dissonance: sagihairius: My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote” you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
Two Girls and a Guy
So, after going through the tagged posts for this movie I just had to say something. A lot of people are focusing on some of the actions in the movie, which..is understandable, but to say it doesn’t have plot? If you watch this movie and don’t understand what you just witnessed, talk to me about it. I would be MORE than happy. I mean it. I love this movie, not just because of some of...
pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
seelgraf: I’m literally melting…
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.– Robert Downey, Jr. (via flawfullbehavior)
When you meet someone equally as weird as you
pohhui: starksfell: i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely wow this is actually accurate
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD