When my contacts month is up I set them on a table so they can harden and I can pick them up and feel like Nausicaä.
llamanism: likethedickens: senile-snake: kamen-rider-equine: hardboiledandwutnot: mass-destruction: shooptastic: dignified-toddle: why is the entire world not investing in this this is such a good investment why the fuck guys this is good idea omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes …..HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS...
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
ask-the-mighty-thor: Forsake your woes and troubles for the next 24 hours — for it is Thorsday once again! I wish you all a magnificent day filled with mead, mirth and feasting! I shall show you all what I have found on this interknot, of an amusing image of myself riding a poptart’d feline who makes bifrosts!
literallysame: ridhard: OMFG give me one
leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
carcat: my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death God, I have actually wondered about that.
Trying to Decide
on whether I want Landyachtz’s Nine Two Five or their Bamboo Wedgeflex.